Showing posts with label villains. Show all posts
Showing posts with label villains. Show all posts

Bob's Your Uncle!: My fave scene featuring Bob Christo

    The lovely Beth of everyone's favorite blog Beth Loves Bollywood has organized a 1-day celebration in honor of the one and only late Bob Christo. Who is Bob Christo, you ask? Well if the phrase "Nahin Bajrang Bali, Nahin Bajrang Bali, Mera Bajrang Bali ..." doesn't ring a bell, then hop on over to Beth's list of links about the fabulous firang gentleman himself.

    As for me, I can't say I've followed his career all that closely, but I DO remember him, and appreciate his fine work in getting beat up by our many heroes over the years. And though the Bajrang Bali scene from Mr. India is the one that most people remember him for ... MY Favorite scene starring Mr. Christo is from the wacky Jaani Dost. I've already stated my total adoration for this movie, warts and all. Yes, I know it's absolutely ridiculous. But I still love it, and mostly because of scenes like this.

    Here we have the two heroes and their lovely heroines, being attacked by the terrible goondas (enter Bob Christo!! APPLAUSE!). A typical scene, and yet in this film it's given a fun, whimsical sort of feel. From Dharmendra dancing to tabla rhythms atop the bad guys to a conversation about "where the relationship is going" being staged in between fighting, this entire sequence is lighthearted and entertaining beyond the dishooms. And come on, Sridevi beating up the bad guys as Karate Rani Shalu? Priceless.

    I particularly like the moment at about 3:59 where Parveen Babi tries to beat up Bob Christo ... his reactions are just amazing. Also, how fun is it that BOTH Bob Christo and Tom Alter played goons together in this movie?

    Enjoy this scene - with subtitles!

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Shivaji Rao Gaekwad/SUPERSTAR Rajni's Top 12 films (according to me)

    So with the release of Endhiran this Friday causing so much buzz, I thought it was time to do a little primer on Rajnikanth (similar to my post on Vikram) ...

    Most people can't help but be charmed by the story of Rajnikanth, a man from a poor background who had worked as a coolie and a bus conductor, who eventually became the 2nd highest paid actor in Asia (the first being Jackie Chan, naturally). He's an institution in Tamil Nadu, a star that the masses won't let fade, because they love him too much. What can be said about Rajnikanth? He's almost universally loved. Even though he's done a limited number of Hindi movies, he's always recognized for his style. He's been called the Baadshah of the Box Office - it doesn't matter what the subject is, who the director is, or who his co-star is ... Rajni's presence will drive fans to the theatres in droves. He is so beloved that the audiences of Tamil Nadu will reject any movie in which he dies!

    Slate.com did this nice Rajni 101 article that I appreciated ... it wonderfully describes Rajnikanth this way:


    This is Rajinikanth, and he is no mere actor—he is a force of nature. If a tiger had sex with a tornado and then their tiger-nado baby got married to an earthquake, their offspring would be Rajinikanth.

    That's pretty epic. As is the man it's written about. Here's another article about Why Rajni Rocks!

    Yet another great article published in the PR flurry of his latest release Endhiran (co-starring Aishwariya Rai Bachchan) lists some of the most popular Rajnikanth jokes (in the vein of the Chuck Norris jokes). CLICK HERE to check out the entire article, but here's some of my favorites:
    • Rajnikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth.
    • Rajnikanth never wet the bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
    • There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikanth lives in India.
    • Google won't find Rajnikanth because you can't find Rajnikanth. Rajnikanth finds you.
    • Rajnikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
    You can check out some more Rajni jokes here. So obviously Rajnikanth is an institution and a legend in Tamil Nadu (and also in Japan!) ...

    There's even an app for Rajnikanth:

    An Australian fan created an iPhone app for Rajni fans!
    If you've never seen a Rajni movie, you definitely need to. Just don't start with Padaiyappa, you may not come back to us. However once you are sucked in, Padaiyappa can be fun! Especially the lines Abbas delivers in praise of Rajni - "What a man!" and "Illai, ungalakku vayasu ahallai!" (No, you haven't gotten old!)

    He zoomed to popularity in films from the late 70s such as Moondru Mudichu and 16 Vayathinile, playing the baddie with such panache that you were drawn in despite the negative character. Even in Hindi films he was popular for his antics with sunglasses and cigarettes (flipping and flicking them with fabulous sound effects!), as well as his kick-a$$ mojo.

    He's everyman, yet he's Superman!
    He also became famous for his one-liners ... dialogues that he uses several times in his films until they become cult-classics ... much like the way Salman Khan used the line "Hum tumri jaan mein itna ched karenge itna ched karenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki..Saas kaha se ley aur pade kaha se" in the movie Dabangg (2010). However Rajni's lines were a regional craze! The image below from Forbes India showcases some of his best ones:



    So EVERYONE who's ANYONE will probably be checking out what Rajni (at age 60) has got in Endhiran, which releases tomorrow, October 1, 2010. But here's a list of some of my Top 12 favorite Rajnikanth movies:

    1. Billa (1980) - an almost scene-for-scene remake of Amitabh Bachchan's Don, but it's an incredible ride because it's RAJNI man!

    2. Thillu Mullu (1981) - another remake, this one is of Amol Palekar's popular comedy Gol Maal (1979).

    3. Geraftaar - Hindi (1985) - the combo of three of my favorite actors, Amitabh, Kamal Hassan and Rajnikanth, is too killer! And gratuitous cigarette flipping by Rajni also features prominently.

    4. Guru Sishyan (1988) - great blockbuster comedy with Rajni and Prabhu. This hit was remade by Director Shakti Chidambaram in 2010 with Sathyaraj of all people, which I think is a travesty.

    5. Chaalbaaz (1989) - obviously I love Sridevi, who is the ultimate star in this movie, but Rajni's taxiwallah character was really memorable and hilarious, especially his little sing-song "Aaj Sunday hai, to kya? Aaj hamare daaru peene ka day hai!"

    6. Hum (1991) - Again this wasn't Rajni's movie - Amitabh was the star through and through, but it also had a powerhouse combo of Amitabh-Rajni-Govinda which made the movie AMAZING.

    7. Thalapathi (1991) - again an amazing star cast, but the only one I really remembered was Rajni. And of course the awesome song "Raakamma Kai Thattu" featuring the beautiful Shobhana. How could they take such a great song and turn it into "Tu Tu Tu Tu Tu Tara"???

    8. Annamalai (1992) - I think this is my ultimate favorite Rajni movie. It is HILARIOUS, and features Rajni with Khushboo (who had such a huge fan base in Tamil Nadu I heard they built a temple for her). We still use running jokes from this all the time ... such as "Prince?" "YES!" ... you just have to see it. I also LOVE the scene where there's a snake in Khushboo's bathroom and Rajni is terrified but has to save her. Just couldn't stop laughing!

    9. Veera (1994) - I'm not sure why I loved this one so much, it could be because I totally love the actress Meena or the song "Madathile" ... the story takes a weird turn at some point and I absolutely CANNOT reconcile the end AT ALL, but I still enjoyed this movie in general. It was remade in Hindi by David Dhawan as Saajan Chale Sasural but Gharwali Baharwali also had that awkward, WRONG ending that Veera had. Veera also had a line-play on one of his earlier films ... a one-liner that my husband and I always say ... "How iiiis iiiiit? Suuuuuuuuper!"


    10. Muthu (1995) - Another mega blockbuster that featured Rajni with Meena (who is just such an amazingly gorgeous lady, but god, do they ever stuff her into the most ridiculous outfits). Directed by one of my favorite comedy directors K.S. Ravikumar and featuring music by A.R. Rehman (the first time he did music for a Rajni blockbuster!), this movie was most memorable for the lavish song picturizations, especially "Thillana Thillana"  (yes, I know they sampled that bit from Deep Forest). This movie was apparently dubbed for Japanese audiences and made Rajni a sensation in Japan!

    11. Arunachalam (1997) - a kind of version of Brewster's Millions, but Rajni-fied! I tend to get the storylines of Annamalai, Muthu and Arunachalam mixed up, but honestly who cares? They're all awesome! Once you start watching you will get sucked in and love every sunglass-twirling, towel-flourishing second. Rajni was paired with Rambha and Soundarya in this one.

    12. Chandramukhi (2005) - most everyone knows this one as the remake of the Malayalam hit 'Manichitrathazhu' or the inspiration for the Hindi 'Bhool Bhulaiya' ... this was a really over-the-top and yet perfectly intriguing film. Is it a ghost story? Is it a psychological drama? It seems even most reviewers aren't sure. One thing it has in common with Rajni blockbusters is a point where a character does an entire soliloquy about how amazing Rajni's character is. All Hail Rajni! Jyothika was also given a very prominent role, though she is opposite Prabhu instead of Rajni. Rajni is paired with then newcomer Nayantara (who hasn't looked the same - or worn as much clothing - since. I suppose it worked in her favor since she's now Prabhudeva's ladylove). Interesting how Jyothika had such a great run in Tamil Cinema before marrying Surya Sivakumar but never paired with Rajni! Then again, nor did Simran who was one of the top Tamil actresses in the mid to late 90s and early 2000s. Anyway, I don't know who would EVER consider Akshay Kumar to take on a role played by Rajni ... he simply couldn't carry it off.

    Also very memorable was that when I went to see this film at the theatre, there was an aunty there wearing a nightie. Awesome.

    So there are definitely some honorable mentions that didn't make my personal top 12, such as Andhaa Kanoon, Gair Kanooni, Padaiyappa, Baasha, Ejjamaan, Kuselan and many of his earlier films that have merits. These are just my favorites, the ones that I can watch over and over!

    I am definitely excited for the release of Endhiran, even if I do think a Rajni-Ash pairing is absolutely ridiculous ... I have high hopes that this film will erase the disappointment of Sivaji and Baba. I will probably be shelling out for that $20 ticket, because when push comes to shove, I love me some Rajni.



    I'm going to try and quickly throw together a post of the best Rajni-Entry-Songs from his films. It's a genre of it's own.

    I hope you check out some of Rajni's films ... if you don't know where to begin, I'd recommend Annamalai and Muthu!

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Neetu Singh-Along: The "Misseries" of "Ksiehn" - Parvarish (1977)

    Because it is too, too hilarious, I have to post here EXACTLY what is written as the summary of this movie on the back of my DVD of Parvarish (1977), grammar, punctuation (or lack therof) and all. I will highlight the particularly good parts:

    An encounter between the banit Mangal Singh Police Officer Shamsher Singh ended with arrest of Mangal Singh. Mangal Singh's wife delivered a baby boy and breathed her last. Police Officer Shamsher Singh brougth the new born home. A suggestion of handing the new born to an orphanage distributed his emotion as he had gone through the misseries of being brought up there. Shamsher Singh wife decided to take over the upbringing of the child alongwith her own son Kishen, the new arrival was named Amit. Mangal Singh was informed to take over the upbringing as per the wish of his late wife that both she andfree his brohter Devsingh informed him that his son was alive for fourteen long years in the prison walls, as he was set his wishes to Kishen whom he thought was his son. Kishen and Mangal Singh decided upon the downfall of Shamsher's family.

    Time lapsed and Mangal Singh and Ksiehn jointed the under Supremo. Amit grew upto be a promising Police Officer of he ciountry. Neetu and her sister Shabbu lived on witts. their entanglement with Amit and Kishen led to happy romance. Then one day Neetu discovered that Mangal Singh was the Killer of her father, he planned to murder Mangal Singh with Shabbu's help. Amit one day learnt that he was only an adopted boy in the house, the real son was to rteturn his file incomplete. Shamsher Singh was a duty bound officer,everything in the world came next to his duty. He refused to accept Amit's file. At the risk of their lives Amit and Shamsher Singh decided to expose the Supreme and bring could hold back Amit, Kishen realised his misunderstanding that he was the son of Mangal Singh, he jointed hands with Amit and thus put an end to the world of Supreme.

    WHAT? Oh my god. I was laughing SO HARD reading the back of my DVD. My 2.5-year-old son thought I was having an attack or something.

    If you have any idea what this movie is about based on that then you deserve a prize or something. But this movie, which came out the year I was born FYI, is one of my absolute favorite Bollywood movies. It is such a nonsense masala film. The star cast is absolutely perfect, and though Vinod Khanna is not one of my favorite heroes (*ducks from thrown chappals*) this is probably my favorite film of his (besides Chandni, which really can't be called HIS film now can it?). Of course I'm a die-hard Amitabh Bachchan fan, and the added bonus of Neetu Singh and Shabana Azmi? Awesomesauce! (Incidentally, has anyone ever done a list of actual commercial/masala films that Shabana Azmi starred in? I am curious)

    It's an AME - Amitabh Masala Entertainer!
    But it's HPK FTW with his angsty, conflicted performance!
    Since this movie has been recapped so fabulously by other BollyBloggers such as Beth Loves Bollywood, Filmi Geek, Post-Punk Cinema Club, The Bollywood Fan, Filmi Girl and I'm sure many more, I won't go through the entire storyline (which is masala-fabulous, btw). I'll just highlight my favorite things about the movie.

    1. Double Hero and Heroine
    If you read my post about Jaani Dost, you know that my sister and I used to play a game we brilliantly called "Nothing" so we could honestly answer when our grandfather asked us what we were playing. And this game almost exclusively required the soundtrack of a movie that had multiple heroes and heroines, so that we could each choose a character to be. Though our double heroine movies usually involved Parveen Babi, who my sister liked to be, occasionally we'd have random characters (for example she was Aradhana and I was Rajni from Satte Pe Satta). Anyway, movies like Parvarish were perfect for our game. I believe that she got to be Neetu and I was Shabbu for this one.

    Group Hug!!!



    But the multi-starrer Bollywood movie is something I generally look forward to ... there's just something more FUN about it, especially when the chemistry between the heroes is really good (not TOO good though, like not so good that you think the heroines are unnecessary ... I'm looking at YOU Akshay Kumar and Saif Ali Khan!). The more the merrier, you know?



    2. The Fashion
    Why can't it still be the 70s? I absolutely love the bell-bottomy, print/patterned blousey goodness this movie provides. There's also a good assortment of costumes or disguises in this one! Vinod as the stuffy schoolteacher for the blind, Neetu as the Euro-Maid, Amitabh as the Strawberry-Blonde Gentleman, The girls going from street urchin to sari-clad and then mujra dancers to nagins ... there's some craziness going on here!

    Patchwork chic!


    Full tan suit, or full denim?
    Check out that collar!
    VK's partial to the all denim ensembles
    Bellbottomy Goodness!
    Cleans up pretty well!
    Pretty in Pink!
    Fancy dress competition, Bearded Man Amitabh vs. Swiss Miss Neetu
    ?????
    3. My two favorite cuddly Uncles - Shammi and Amjad
    I think I've already professed my love for young Shammi, but dare I say he's one of my favorite "Uncles" of Hindi Cinema? He's adorable and still has those bright, sparkling eyes. He'd make one hell of a Santa Claus. And as for Amjad, I have a deep-seated love for Amjad that sparked somewhere around the time I first saw Yaarana. Even when he's the bad guy, he always manages to make me feel sorry for him. I wish there were more movies of him in good guy roles, I really do.



    4. Neetu Singh
    Obviously. I mean, I AM participating in a whole blogging week dedicated to her.



    5. Awesome Chicas
     Neetu and Shabbu are really fun, interesting heroines. They do far more than just sparkle and shine. They go after what they want, even going for the guy and then approaching his parents to take it to the next level. They have a storyline of their own really ... Mangal Singh is the bad dude that murdered their parents, so they have a score to settle with him. They don't just sit back and wait for the heroes to avenge their parents, they create an entire stage show, hire sidey dancers, create giant gun sets and choreograph a whole dance routine to try and off him (oh, and when I saw Zoolander, the ending scene with the Prime Minister of Malaysia TOTALLY reminded me of this song!). They're also clever and sneaky - not your typical sharmili ladkis. Though they DID need to get men to go see it, so of course the guys have to save the girls at the end of the day. BOOOOO!



    6. Crazy Villains and Wacky Lairs
    Let me just say that I love when villains in movies have crazy names. Does it get any better than "Supremo"??? I think not! And this is one hell of a lair ... Beth can tell you all about it! But not only is there a fabulous lair, there's a SUBMARINE. And a Submarine Chase Scene!!! Let Beth tell you about that one too. 

    Stalactites! Buffet table draping! Stick on leaves! Random statues! Railings for the lines waiting to get on the rides?
    Danger around every corner!
    For realsies, you could get hurt here. It's the Quicksand Pit of Doooooom!

    7. The Songs, Arre Wah, the songs
    So many fabulous songs on this soundtrack by Laxmikant Pyarelal I don't know which one is my true favorite! The first one that comes to mind when I think of this movie is the scandalous number with Neetu dressed as Heidi and Amitabh as Sir Redbeard:



    And then of course the AWESOME Sab Janta Ka Hai number where we are introduced to Neetu and Shabbu's wily ways:



    And the Double-Hero/Heroine number posted before, Jaate Ho Jaane Jaana, which I think of as a pre-cursor to my favorite song of this type (two heroes chasing after the two heroines, that are mad at them), Jaanu Meri Jaan from Shaan.


    But the two that make me laugh the most are what I consider lasting memories from this movie ...

    8. Memories
    Clearly I was not the only one taken with this movie. Two songs from this movie proved to be especially popular with the Indian population of Metro Detroit. We used to have a 3-day India Festival every summer in downtown Detroit, and people would come from all over to participate in the dance competitions. Sometimes we had some "special items" (like the guy named Dimple that used to dress up every night to dance to Disco Dancer. I'm still scarred from his lusty dance moves).


    One year two girls managed to either find or create the EXACT pink and green costumes that Neetu and Shabbu wear in this number, and performed it on stage carrying little WATER PISTOLS. It was awesome. Awesome as in hilariously bad. That's taking your inspiration from the film a little beyond the necessary.



    But even MORE memorable were the two guys that decided they wanted to perform to Hum Premi Prem Karna Chahe. What they ended up doing was pretty much walking around the stage through the whole song, except for the part where the Amit character (wearing a white suit) KICKED the Kishen character (wearing a black suit)'s injured leg JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIE. On stage. While walking around in circles. They also got some of their friends to come in to be Shammi Kapoor and the Maa's characters. They just walked on for a little while, arm in arm. There was absolutely no context for anyone who hadn't seen the movie. We had by then, many times, so when the guy got kicked in the knee, we were CRACKING UP. I don't think anyone else in the audience was. But I will never, ever forget these two guys and their "performance".



    My sister and I still enact the kick in the leg part every time we hear this song.

    Ohhhh I love this movie so much. Seriously, it is action-packed, fun, exciting and the entire ending fight scene has this really happy, peppy music in the background that is totally incongruous. There's angsty Vinod, honest policeman with something to prove Amitabh, and a Matryoshka Doll of Villains (is it Mangal Singh? Nooo it's Supremo!). What's not to love??? Don't you want to see Vinod Khanna "jointed his hands" with Amitabh Bachchan to "put an end to the world of Supreme"?

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SRIDEVIPALOOZA: Lions & Tigers & Amjad, Oh My! Jaani Dost (1983)


    Jaani Dost, released in 1983, is a multi-starrer campy masala flick that was considered a box office hit. The lead pairs were Sridevi & Jeetendra and Dharmendra & Parveen Babi. This was one in a series of South Indian films re-created in Hindi by Director K. Raghavendra Rao. As much as today's bloggers criticize this film for being over-the-top, poorly edited and lacking in storyline, it remains today one of my absolute FAVORITE movies from my childhood.

    We had the record (LP) of Jaani Dost that had one of those sleeves that folds open to show more images, and ours had pictures of the two couples on the inside - the Parveen-Dharmendra one was from the "Beauty Queen" song and had Parveen in a pink glittery salwar, while the Sridevi-Jeetendra one was from "Baaghon Ki Tu Rani" and had Sridevi wearing a buttery yellow frock with matching hair ribbons and her hair in pin curls. I used to sit and stare at those pictures and wish with all my little 6-year-old heart that I had that dress and ribbons.

    This was the image, wish I could find a better copy. I didn't recall the outfits on Dharam and Jeetu. Perhaps I blocked it out.
    My sister and I also used to put on the record and dance around our living room to each of the songs - we'd play this game in which we'd each be one of the heroines (she was Parveen, I was Sridevi) and act out the songs with our invisible heroes. We cleverly dubbed this game "Nothing" - that way when our grandfather asked us what we were playing, we could honestly tell him "Nothing." "Nothing" wasn't limited to Jaani Dost - we also played it with the LPs of Satte Pe Satta (she was Aradhana and I was Rajini), Burning Train (she was Parveen, I was Hema), Shaan (she was Parveen, I was Bindiya), Parvarish (she was Neetu & I was Shabbu) and Mahaan (she was Parveen, I was Zeenat). We drew our limits at movies like Tohfa, because really, who wants to be Jaya Prada?. We even used our own made-up Hindi gibberish, with real words thrown in here and there.

    So anyway, back to Jaani Dost. The film opens with a quick backstory, mostly in still shots, of a wealthy guy who receives a threat (via his manager, the evil Cobraji) that his wealth is going to be seized and confiscated by the government, so he runs with his little son, leaving his pregnant wife behind. He's attacked and killed on a train, and his young son is thrown off the train. Luckily the kid lands in a pile of hay and is picked up by a local village lady. Unfortunately, his foster dad isn't so nice and ends up throwing him out of the house later. The neighbor's kid is also thrown out by his stepmother and the two kids meet and decide to run away together to the big city. Incidentally, the younger kid (the rich guy's son) is ADORABLE but has the most annoying girl's voice dubbed for him.

    Once there, they decide that one of them will work and earn money, and the other will attend school. They argue a bit over which one will do what, and then the older kid (Raju) decides they will leave it to God. They stand before a Shivalingam statue, each in front of a separate lamp, and Raju says they should close their eyes and pray, and whoever's lamp goes out first will be the one to work, the other will attend school. The younger kid (Veeru) agrees. The temple priest sees the two children praying and stands there with a generally benign interest in the proceedings. As he watches, Raju peeks to check that Veeru has his eyes closed, and then blows out his lamp. He then tells Veeru that God has decided that he should work, and Veeru should attend school.


    We are then treated to a credits montage showing Veeru attending school and Raju doing menial labor, shining shoes, washing cars, etc. And guess who did the "Thrills"?

    His finest work in my opinion!
    From the credits we are immediately thrown into a "Bachaao" scene! How can anyone not love this? Parveen Babi is being chased by some goondas and luckily she is saved by Kick-A$$ Raju, who has grown up to be Dharmendra. He is a scruffy, tough, wise-cracking lorry-driver ... who just happens to have named his truck Sholay! He beats up all the goondas and saves Parveen, aka Meena - who insists on taking care of repairing his truck after the fight. She also wants to intro him to her Mother, because obviously she was smitten by his adorable teddybearness.

    We are then briefly re-introduced to the EVIL EVIL villain Cobraji, played by Kader Khan. He hangs out in his AWESOME villain's lair. He has a throne y'all. With a giant golden cobra head and revolving bookcase passageways and a big old revolving bar. He also has a bumbling assistant, played by Asrani, and a son who appears to be a Pirate (Shakti Kapoor with an eyepatch).


    Occupying his own suite in this fabulous lair is Cobraji's brother Hari, played by Amjad Khan. I suppose the writers had so many ideas for the brother character that they couldn't narrow it down, and so the resulting character has a multiple personality disorder and consequently dons the costume and accent of a Catholic Priest (Father Harry), a Classical Dance Master (Bicchumaharaj), A Nawab in a Fez (Kutubdin Hari Mohammad Ali), a Pathan, Safari Man (Thakur Ranbir Ranbir Ranjit Hari Singh), a beggar (Haribhai Bhikarilal Fakirchand) and a French Soldier (Harry, King of Good Hearts Napoleon Bonaparte?!). The awesome part is that he claims he picked up these tendencies in America, where Cobra sent him to learn the world's best smuggling ways!


    Anyway, it turns out Cobraji is trying to hook up his one-eyed pirate son with Meena, who he's kind of adopted as a step-daughter and isn't that just so Flowers in the Attic of him? Meena is having none of it though, and she develops a friendship with the honest and hardworking Raju. She finds out that not only has Raju built himself up from nothing, but he's also put his dearest, most cherished friend Veeru through his studies. Now Veeru is all set to be a very high-ranking officer ...

    OR IS HE???

    When we meet the adult Veeru (Jeetendra) it appears that he's been lying to Raju! He is actually a criminal and we get to see him escape jail and run straight to this amazing club to dance with Silk Smitha:

    CLICK HERE to see the song "Jawani Jawani Jalthi Jawani"
    Veeru and Silukku (as we call her in South India) do some diamond smuggling and escaping together to meet with Hari. She gets him into the fabulous lair and they do some revolving around the evil bar of doom:


    Silukku hooks Veeru up with the Cobra Brothers to do some crimey things. Veeru then goes home to visit Raju, in a police officer's uniform!!! He tells Raju that he's been given a top-secret post known as "ABCD" which infuriated Bollywood Deewana, but still made me giggle after all these years! Meena almost calls Veeru out on the ABCD thing, but Raju distracts her with a FABULOUS dream song sequence that my sisters and I always wanted to be in the background for the crowning of Miss India USA.

    CLICK HERE to see "Aayi Aayi Mein To Aayi (Beauty Queen)"

    Curiously, watching this today makes me wonder if this movie was actually made for 6 year olds. She dancing in amazing sequins outfits and fairy-like flower headresses with a bunch of bouncy balls all over the place. No wonder I loved this as a child!!! Her final outfit appears to be a red sequins body stocking with attached boots. She looks like a superhero. I'm enthralled.

    Enter Sridevi as "Karate Rani Shalu"! She is a kick-a$$ karate instructor and a superhero for her friends, as evidenced by her friend calling her from a phone booth because some goonda is chasing her. Before Shalu arrives, Veeru saves her friend from the goonda and the friend faints. Shalu finds Veeru hovering over her friend and beats him up, thinking he is the goonda.


    Her friend eventually comes to and tells her the truth. Shalu invites Veeru over to her place for tea to make up for mistaking him, and when he arrives there she is wearing a pink frilly frock I think I wore for my 1st grade school photo, and telling her dead mother's portrait how she will avenge her death and find the con-artist that drove her to suicide. He tells her that he will help her in her quest, and she's all "How the hell did you get in my house you freak?" but then accepts his help.

    Either she was drunk or she didn't expect you to come over an hour later!
    Raju and Veeru visit the same temple from their childhood, where the old priest promptly tells Veeru about Raju's sacrifice as a child for his benefit. I'm thinking, maybe Raju was a lazy-a$$ that didn't want to study? But they run into Meena and her mother there, and Shalu also shows up (beating up some dude for hitting on her) wearing a pink satin shirt and matching hat that I'm pretty sure I made my dad buy for me when I was 8. Our main couples are now all coupled up! YAY! On with the movie ...


    Veeru does a diamond-stealing job for Hari and gets drunk with Shalu, which leads them to compare each other to Kamal Hassan, Amitabh, Zeenat and Rekha! I have to also mention my favorite part in this song, where the Ganesha idol gets up from the altar and starts chasing them around a track!

    CLICK HERE to see "Hum Nahin Ghumte Hai"
    Raju beats up some dude for implying that Veeru is a thief. Then there's one of my favorite fight scenes of all time, where Raju dances atop some white goondas sent by Cobraji to tabla music while the others sit on a bench and discuss Meena and Raju's relationship, in between cheering on Raju.


    They switch off and Veeru beats up the dudes for a while while Meena tries to talk about where things are going with Raju. Eventually Shalu decides she & Meena are going to show them what Girl Power is all about.

     
    Shalu has no problem beating up her goonda - she does so with great style, but Meena requires a little coaching from Raju. Make no mistake though, Meena is no fragile damsel in distress (at least not yet). After the goondas are dispatched, they go to discuss Meena's marriage with Cobraji who is still retained by Meena's mother as a Manager. Meena reminds him of his place and says her marriage will happen as she wants it and no one had better try and stop her!


    So Veeru is working on his next big heist when Raju catches wind of his activities and jumps into his trusty lorry Sholay to go investigate. Veeru is in the midst of a pretty wild celebration of his heist.

    Dancing w/ the hoes on the revolving bar of doom!

    And chilling in the godfather chair at the top of the light-up disco slide!
    Unfortunately this fabulous villains lair (which deserves to be on Beth Loves Bollywood's villain's lairs list!) is not very secure, because Raju drives his lorry straight in through the wall! He is angry and disappointed to see Veeru in this setting, and they begin fighting. Raju is dragged up the light-up disco slide (which has cannons at its base, in case you were wondering) in chains by the goondas, and eventually knocked out by Veeru. Raju later visits the temple of their brotherly love and angsts at God for breaking his trust and his heart. Veeru also visits the temple and wallows in self-hatred at his own hand for striking his beloved Raju. These two need to make out and get it overwith.

    In the next scene, we discover the TRUTH ABOUT VEERU!!! (gasp!)

    He arranged the entire smugglers convention to arrest them all, because he is really an undercover cop! Wonder of wonders! Raju finds out the news and reunites happily with Veeru. Ok, I kind of teared up a little there. Dharam is SO CUTE as Raju. Veeru wins some sort of Cool Police Guy award, and he dedicates it to Raju. Everyone loves everyone!



    But it's not over yet folks. Cobraji has a new lair in the jungle and new plans! Now he has decided to expand beyond diamond, animal and sandalwood smuggling -- human trafficking is the new frontier! He's decided to capture and export tribal people for slavery or organ trafficking.

    Look at the new lair! Built-in cages and a big demon face thingy in the background!
    He also decides to go ahead and throw Meena's mother in the dungeon with the tigers and lions so he can coerce Meena into marrying someone of his choosing, though this all seems moot because he eventually plots for the newlyweds to crash off the side of a mountain!


    Meanwhile he frames Raju for animal smuggling to get him jailed and out of the way. He hears of Meena's accident and swears revenge on Cobra, knowing that he engineered the whole thing. Unable to bear that Meena's gone (but IS SHE???), he breaks out of jail to find Cobra. Veeru can't help because he's very busy in big police meetings to make an artist's rendering of Hari, because you see all the costumes make it too difficult to know what he really looks like! After Veeru provides images of Hari in all his various get-ups, they come up with this:

    It looks exactly like all the pictures IN costume. Great work, Veeru.
    Shalu sees the rendering and exclaims that this is the very man who cheated her mother! It's Shalu's father - but they never quite touch on that. They set off to find Hari but are attacked by the evil henchman and flee, reaching the jungle. Now we start getting REALLY crazy, and I am completely convinced that my 6-year-old self was the target audience for this movie. Shakti the Pirate Kapoor acquires a chimpanzee named Johnny, who wears Hari's fez and has birthday parties thrown for him in the new lair. Shalu and Veeru meet a girl chimp in the jungle and sing the song "Baaghon Ki Tu Rani" in which Sridevi wears the yellow frock and ribbons!!!

    Punky Brewster, eat your heart out.
    Raju has gone vigilante and adopted a cape with a lion's face on it. His new disguise! Hari is contagious!


    Could Raju's love still be alive somewhere in the jungle??? What do you think?

    CLICK HERE to view the song "Jeevan Bana Jeevan"

    I couldn't possibly summarize the rest of this movie even if I wanted to, and I definitely SHOULDN'T being that it's now 3 am. But suffice to say that the climax of the film may or may not involve lots and lots of costumes!!!

    Me too, Asrani, me too.
    Ah yes, there are lots of tribal costumes for all, plus our two heroes as caped crusaders!




    And in the great tradition of Hindi films in which the animal saves the day, we have crime-fighting chimps and an elephant named Laxmi!

    Rani the chimp dons a costume to entice the bad guy chimp!

    And what on earth could the Cobra Circus have to do with anything? Besides the fact that we ALL know that once a villain has captured the heroine, he has no choice but to make her wear a costume and dance sexily. Haven't you read my villain's lair dance post?


    I can promise you one thing though. There is at least one happily married couple by the end of this movie!


    What you don't believe me??? You need to see Jaani Dost, in all its glory, with your own very eyes?

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